• “More Brown, Less Brown”: President Christina Paxson on Proposed Gaza Satellite Campus

    “More Brown, Less Brown”: President Christina Paxson on Proposed Gaza Satellite Campus

    Christina H. Paxson is the 19th president of a small college in Providence, Rhode Island. She became president of Brown University in 2012 after vanquishing…


  • Dear Josiah: Food Fight

    Dear Josiah: Food Fight

    Dear Josiah: I made a BIG mistake. Before I say anything, you have to understand that I didn’t mean it. I’m just a funny guy.…


  • Hip-Hop Musician P. Diddy Spills All!

    Hip-Hop Musician P. Diddy Spills All!

    An Exclusive Interview by Greg Nutfeld Transcribed by Jonathon Fowkes Read the full transcript of Greg Nutfeld’s heart-to-heart with notorious rapper and entrepreneur Sean Combs, street name P. Diddy, below.   Greg Nutfeld: So, Sean Combs. You’re behind bars awaiting trial, your lube has been seized, and your reputation besmirched. What do you want the world…


  • The Art of Bullshit

    The Art of Bullshit

    I know how challenging life can be as a student at Brown. From presidential elections to global conflicts to campus politics, you are expected to have informed opinions on just about everything. But in my experience, keeping up with every issue, and which opinions on such issues are considered acceptable, simply takes too much effort!…



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Fall 2024 Issue 2

  • Dearest Applicant

    We’d like to thank you for your time,though we’ve decided to pursuesome other folks more in their prime(though we must stress it’s us, not you!)…


  • Tua Culpa

    November 5th will forever be remembered as a dark day in American history. As the real leader of the Democratic Party, many of my fellow…


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