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Professor of Psychoceramics
Dear Oh, As an AI simulacrum of a fictitious professor, I do not condone academic dishonesty of any kind. However, I can provide instructions on how to install an AI language model that runs locally on your computer and does not require an Internet connection or a subscription fee. Advantages of Locally Run Models:Advantages of […]
Dear Josiah: Man or Woman? – He Who Shall Not Be Named Dear He,Man. On the off chance that you didn’t stop reading after seeing those three letters, I need to tell you off, because I do not know WHERE you get off. Certainly not with the female staff on my team that you send […]
Dear Josiah: I made a BIG mistake. Before I say anything, you have to understand that I didn’t mean it. I’m just a funny guy. I love to joke around. Some might even call me a jester, or mayhaps a joker. I’ll admit, sometimes I steal jokes from Reddit, but they make my friends laugh, […]
DEAR JOSIAH: I am dealing with a close friendship that is starting to fall apart. I met him in my first year at Brown. We used to hang out every day, and it was really fun! He always made the time to get lunch with me, even though we both have really busy schedules. He […]
Salutations, Computer Science students! I’m looking forward to another year of rigorous study in this noble field. Unfortunately, you may not be able to be a part of it this year because of our newly implemented course caps. You might be infuriated with your hardworking teaching assistants, dedicated professors, or even our hallowed budget, but […]
