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Hello internet! My name is Evan Tao. I’m a sophomore studying IAPA. I’m a member of Brown Debating Union and a staff writer for BPR, but some of my thoughts are just too unhinged for even these platforms, so the Carberry is where I will publish them. Thanks, Josiah!

  • No Space? No Problem!

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    Evan Tao

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    The Herald reported last month that Brown is facing a shortage of classroom space. How can the University maximize the number of tuition-paying students while minimizing the onerous costs of building new space for them? Our team at Carberry & Company has come up with some simple, affordable, deliverable solutions for optimizing space efficiency using […]

  • Everyone is Stupid Except Me

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    Evan Tao

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    After much long and sometimes painful experience, I have arrived at the conclusion that everyone is stupid except me. I know what my reader may be thinking: Sure, I acknowledge that I’m stupid. But how do I know that you, Winn, are not also stupid? As the world’s foremost genius, I implore you to trust […]