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Let’s play a game. I’ll give you three room descriptions and you guess whether they are from a Brown residence hall or a five-star hotel. Here’s the first: floor-to-ceiling windows, hardwood flooring, temperature controlled, and located near multiple good places to eat (one could say that the food is too good). The second: modern exterior, […]
Christina H. Paxson is the 19th president of a small college in Providence, Rhode Island. She became president of Brown University in 2012 after vanquishing former president Ruth J. Simmons in Turkish oil wrestling. At the bottom of the October 11th Today@Brown mailing, Paxson announced plans to begin the construction of a secondary campus in […]
Pedigreed, young, and reasonably intelligent, Jon was the type of person who could do almost anything with his life if he put his mind and money into it. That presented a grave problem to the directionless young college student. He always harbored a vague distaste for capitalism. Pursuits like consulting were the Bain of his […]
Tim “Child Feeder” Walz might appear to be a highly qualified public servant with a track record of working across the aisle to pass progressive policies that improve the lives of his constituents. But behind his veneer of midwestern charm, competence, and civility lurks a stone-cold far-left radical woke antifa socialist who will stop at […]
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